10
Aug
2014

turnoutlikeme:

 

"I’m in a building downtown. It had a new security system, so I cracked it."

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"That’s not all— Here, look at this video!"

   ”Whoa — what is ——

         ——I don’t know what kind of messed up
         government-testing facility you broke in
         to but you should get yo’ ass out now
         because that’s a nine-foot tall tree, an’
         it’s walking.

Posted 1 month ago5 notesVIAFiled Under: #turnoutlikeme #parKER DON'T DIE OF ALIENS #HARDISON WILL BE UPSET
10
Aug
2014

turnoutlikeme:

 

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"But it’s important! I’m sending a picture to your phone.”

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"Look at that!"

     ”Aight — that is some pret-ty neat bodypaint.
      Where you at?

        ——babe, did you go to comic-con without me?

Posted 1 month ago5 notesVIAFiled Under: #turnoutlikeme #gjJASflk #he thinks she's just being cute #and sending him vaguely nerdy things he'll enjoy #quick send him a pic of groot #jFJLASD
10
Aug
2014

turnoutlikeme:

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"Hardison. Hardison. Hardison. Hardison.” 

   ”Parker. Parker. Parker. Parker. Isn’t that annoying?”

        ” —— it’s annoying.

Posted 1 month ago5 notesVIAFiled Under: #turnoutlikeme #toss up between he's doing something important #or he's raiding #tbhdjlksd
20
Jul
2014

tonyandhisbots:

 

"It’s all in the walk, buddy. Act like you own everything
and everyone in the room.”

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"The more of an asshole you are, the more rich people
think you are — probably best not to be hanging around
the shrimp so much too.” 

   ”Ay, I have two things to say to you.

One — I ain’t ever gon’ pass up free shrimp. 

      Two — we ain’t all had a lifetime of living as
       rich white boys. Now will you stay still so
       I can wire you?”

Posted 1 month ago6 notesVIAFiled Under: #tonyandhisbots #what are they doing #what are they stealing #who even knows
20
Jul
2014

tonyandhisbots:

"This is the stupidest—"

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"—I’m going to get my ass handed to me. Okay, alright.
Ready to go — eugh, more suits.” 

   ”Nah man, you know what’s stupid? Me
    In a tux.”

       ”I wore one once. Someone thought I was
        the god damn waiter.

Posted 1 month ago6 notesVIAFiled Under: #tonyandhisbots #ayyyY
06
Jul
2014

thatswhatmakesitfair:

 

All threats are ignored.
"Still talkin’ t’your imaginary friends?"
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"Yanno, with as much as you wire and rewire things around here, ya think you’d of added some extra outlets by now so we didn’t have this problem."

   ”Does no-one on this team understand the wonders
    of internet communication?

How’s this for rewirin’ — I’mma add biometric
scanners to every electronic device in the
kitchen, so you can’t cook a goddamn thing.”

Posted 2 months ago6 notesVIA / SOURCEFiled Under: #thatswhatmakesitfair #u going down son
06
Jul
2014
perzadook:

The wrath of Alan Rickman.

perzadook:

The wrath of Alan Rickman.

Posted 2 months ago60 notesVIAFiled Under: #This is what's coming for you Eliot #just you wait
06
Jul
2014

thatswhatmakesitfair:

 

"What—- ya mean this cord.”
=giving it a solid and obviously intentional tug= 
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"Whoops——-"

   Silence. Mournful, grieving silence for the
   raiding party that just lost their mage.

   ”——by Grabthar’s hammer, you shall be
           avenged, my friends.

Ain’t none of yo’ fancy kung fu gon’ save
you now, boy.”

Posted 2 months ago6 notesVIA / SOURCEFiled Under: #thatswhatmakesitfair #:| eliot #:I ELIOT.
06
Jul
2014

    “——-if you pull that power cord, I will—
                   —god help me, I will kill you——”

Posted 2 months ago6 notesFiled Under: #open #do you know how close he is to beating this boss #do you
06
Jul
2014

thatswhatmakesitfair:

captaindiscipline RIGHT?!!!!
Whomever made it set out to punch everyone in the feels. Like every feel they could find.

[ I was not prepared

Primarily because I’ve spent too much time with my mother and initially thought it was going to be a Take That song :| ]

Posted 2 months ago2 notesVIAFiled Under: #ooc